A subs Blackboard lessons by Blades baby gyrl

Originally posted on Castle Realm

I will not carve my name on the flogger handles.

I will not spank others without Masters permission.

I will not aim for Master's head. (the upper one).

I will not yell the Safeword in the grocery store.

I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquire.

I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum.

I will not yell fire every time Master lights a candle.

Funny noises are not really funny, and I will not laugh when Master farts
during a scene.

I will not slap Master with my bra.

Punishment is not boring or pointless.

I will not call Master "Dr. Death".

I will not defame the Eugenspeil Society.

I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party.

I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting.

I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.

A burp is not an appropriate response to Master.

I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work.

I will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum.

Master's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet nor to be used
as pot holders.

I will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head".

Masters ARE perfect. (sorta)

Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master.

I will NOT wear panties.

I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties.

I will not peek out of the blindfold. (much)

There is no such thing as "sub immunity".

I will not sneak in the bathroom when I don't have permission.

I did not win an Emmy for my last session.

I will not hide all Master's toys.

All play and no work does not a good sub make.

I will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking.

I can not fire Master. !!!

My last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers.

I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips.

I will refrain from saying "Heil Hitler!" when I don't like Master's orders.

I will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary.

I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps.

I will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.

I will not wear Master's underwear on my head !!

I will not tell Master his feet stink when he commands me to BOOTS! (even
tho they do!)

Master's dog does not stink !

I will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand !

I will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

I will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master.

Nor will I remind him that he is Sub for the Cat.

I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from.

I will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do.

I will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore. (and subs are allowed earplugs?)

I will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room

"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason (even tho they had fun doing it)

I will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me.

I will not get my subbie friends into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own. (well.... taboo!)

I will not refer to my Master as "Cute", when he is angry (even tho he is)

I will not flash my Master when he is playing Jenga

Patience is not something found in hospitals

"Ow, that hurt" is not my safeword

I will not suggest that we paint the ceiling beige when I am bound on my back.

I will not correct my Master by telling him that my directions are better than his. (even tho they are)

While doing a scene, I will not bring it to Mistress's attention that Her mustache needs shaving again.